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Pantsless party

zodiacsociety:

Taurus Personality

tastefullyoffensive:

Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal

[ryanwmchenry]

(Source: jensensations)

b0mbshell101:

i follow back(:

bebroom:

not much discussion of bagpipes on this web site

(via smashbrosbravvl)

  • Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
  • Friends: Don't forget to socialize
  • Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
  • Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
  • Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
  • Society: Don't forget to be perfect
  • Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
  • Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.

johnfkennedy:

she wears short skirts. i am john f kennedy. shes cheer captain and im john f kennedy

(via fartgallery)

deathpretense:

I never met anyone like you before.

moofed:

can i just have casual sex and not have them like fall in love with me and become delusional
why is that too much to ask for tho