I was walking home today from my friend’s house and I walked past a house and this dog just stuck his head underneath the fence.
Anonymous asked: It's been so long how are you
hello how are\e you also, i am good. how is dog doing, mine are little feggots also
so im babysitting this girl right now and we’re watching tv and the satellite sort of cut out cause it was raining really hard
so i just said “thunder god if you give back our satellite i’ll give you ice cream”
a second later the thunder clapped again and our tv came back
the girl is forcing me to hold up my end of the deal so guess who’s making ice cream for the thunder god