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Pantsless party

stonerthings:

Sext
stonerthings:

"Why does it smell like weed?"

stonerthings:

when i smell weed in public my stoner senses start tingling

melthedestroyer:

coffeebuddha:

fujisalci:

i write sins not shopping receipts

Oh,  Well imagine,  As I’m pacing the aisles in a small corner store, And I can’t help but to hear,  No, I can’t help but to hear an exchanging of words: “What a beautiful melon! What a beautiful melon!” says a patron to a stocker. “And yes, but what a shame, what a shame we’re not getting in any more.”

I CHIME WITH HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF
STOCKING THE GODDAMN STORE, NO
the-stoner-sage:

I adore this bowl

oknope:

i followed my heart and it led me into the fridge

(via guy)

texasenchantment:

The fact that I’m legally an adult is hysterical

(via feellng)

plasmalogical:

i was talking with my brothers yesterday and we decided the best way to own a guy who takes off his shirt to fight you is to pick his shirt up and put it on

(via fartgallery)

tyleroakley:

jerkidiot:

pharell williams and will ferrell have reverse names

this fucked me up

(via the-castlebuilder)

ruinedchildhood:

this needed to be a gif.

(via ruinedchildhood)